Erection on Flickr.
Watched probably the most horrifically fucked up film I’ve ever seen today - I will be having nightmares!!






Twitter makes me despair of the human race sometimes! Seriously…I’m being followed by an orally bi escort?! WTF! Orally bi? So he can talk like a blokey bloke or a queen? Or does he take it in the mouth and not up the chuff?! Eurghhhh! Since when has anyone ever said to you “oh I’m orally bi” - I’m coining the term “Anally Straight”
Dear Payday,
It’s been a while since we last saw each other - you came early in December (you always do that) and you left me dry and soon we will be meeting again…but if you could only come quicker I would be very grateful - it only happens once a month so you’d think you’d leave me with a massive load but you rarely do, a quick splash and then you are gone! One day you are going to fill my bank so good that I will be able to keep your package going for more than a week.
Love
Toby xx
Funky Fail on Flickr.
SO SO SO ADORABLE!!!
Hacked Off on Flickr.
Today I found out that a lot of my websites had had some of their coding changed so that they would do bad things, I spent 4 hours on a day off of work fixing everything and securing it all again, I can’t tell you just how boring this was, boring but essential.
There are all fixed and working and safe now ^___^
STR8BOI IZ BAK (by twinkleboi)
I vlogged on the way to work this morning! :)
BLOGGING ON A BUS (by twinkleboi)
SPONTANEOUS ERECTIONS ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT (by twinkleboi)
Siri talks dirty to me!
Balls To Cancer on Flickr.