Twitter makes me despair of the human race sometimes! Seriously…I’m being followed by an orally bi escort?! WTF! Orally bi? So he can talk like a blokey bloke or a queen? Or does he take it in the mouth and not up the chuff?! Eurghhhh! Since when has anyone ever said to you “oh I’m orally bi” - I’m coining the term “Anally Straight”